When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder
and then pretend it wasn't you.
Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for
Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.
Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what
floor you're on.
Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for a friend. After a while, let
the doors close, and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?"
Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's
Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.
Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on; ask if they
have an appointment.
Lay down the Twister mat and ask people if they would like to play.
Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on; ask them if they can
Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits
with the passengers.
Ask, "Did you feel that?!
Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.
When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's OK, don't panic, they
Swat at flies that don't exist.
Tell people that you can see their aura.
Call out, "Group Hug!" and then enforce it.
Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all
of you, just shut up!
Cracks open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got
enough air in there?
Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without
Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "Your one
of THEM!" and back away slowly.
Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.
Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.
Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce, "I have new
Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other
passengers, "This is MY personal space!i
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