Dear Sweet Heart

I can't send my salary this month, so I am sending 100 kisses.

You re my sweetheart

His wife replied back after some days to her husband:
-Dearest sweetheart
Thanks for your 100 kisses, I am sending the expenses
1. Milk man was
agreed on 2 kisses
2. Teacher agreed on 7 kisses
3. Our house owner is coming every day and taking
two or three kisses of mine.
4. Vegetable and food shop keeper was not agreeing
with kisses only, so I have given some other items to
5. Others 40 kisses

Please don't worry for me, I have balance 35 kisses
and I hope I can complete this month.

Shall I plan same way for next months, Please


During the first year of marriage, the husband speaks and the wife hears.

During the second year, the wife speaks and the husband hears.

During the third year both of them speak, but only the neighbours hear.


How do you call a wife who

knows where her husband lies down every night? - A widow!


Make love not war.

Unless you want to do both. If so - get married.


A man to his friend: "At my house I always say the last word".

His friend: "What is the word?"

The man: "I am sorry. Forgive me"


Pupil: Would you punish me for some thing i didn't do?

Teacher: no, of course not.
Pupil: good, because i didn't do my homework.


TEACHER : Why are you late, Frank?

FRANK : Because of the sign.

TEACHER : What sign?

FRANK : The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."